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[bornafraid]

SIMON LEWIS (18) forever young. loves the nightlife. was in a band once champagne enema turned rock solid panda. will beat you in monopoly no matter how long it takes. please bring me home before sunrise.

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Comments

[martyric]

( s q u i n t s )

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would it be too forward if i asked if you're a vampire?

( hi hello i'm elena gilbert etc. )

[bornafraid]

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that is... very forward. wow, eudians... eudites don't beat around the bush, huh?

maybe i just turn into a pumpkin if i'm not returned home on time.

[martyric]

There were a few hints. If it's any consolation, there are quite a few people 'out of the coffin', if you don't mind the phrase. It's a bit on the nose. ( y'know, not her though. never her. she's definitely not a vampire. ) Of course if you're not that's ok too, but just in case. It's always a relief to find out you don't have to go sneaking around in the shadows or whatever, right?

( the Most Casual. )

[bornafraid]

i guess the forever young part was a bit unsubtle. and i don’t mind the phrase, it’s very apt. i wish there were pamphlets about how to go about it, like how to tell your friends and family that you won’t be showing up for sunday dinner because you can’t eat it. or how to explain to people that you don’t tan, you turn into a fried egg on the sidewalk.

[ okay that is a Bit Much for someone he doesn’t even know time to pull it back— ] but uh, yeah. it’s a relief that i won’t have to go sneaking around in them, i’ll just casually loiter.

are you, you know, out of the coffin?

[romancekiller]

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[bornafraid]

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i see your ??? and raise you a !!!

[romancekiller]

are you just trying to change it up from last time? [in which he responded to her cuddlr by raising her more ??? instead but that does make her laugh slightly]

i just wanted to say hi. did you just get back?

[watcherjunior]

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okay, I NEED to know the story behind the name "champagne enema"

[bornafraid]

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see, you've fallen for the champagne enema trap. imagine going through a band roster, looking through all the cool, normal band names like death cat, five boys with no rhythm, and seeing champagne enema staring right up at you. wouldn't you want to at least see the people who came up with that one?

not that maureen and i were thinking that deeply when we decided on it. i think we had consumed a little too much champagne to be perfectly honest.

[watcherjunior]

I gotta admit, I'd be intrigued at least. show up for the name, stay for the music?

also, I read this a little like that guy in the princess bride.

[quickgenius]

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Have you home before sunrise?

I mean, I will, absolutely. Promise. You just have me curious about the reason why.

Is it rude to ask? I don't mean to be rude.

[But, scientist.]

[bornafraid]

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no, uh. not rude at all. that's a very fair line of questioning.

[ ... he didn't really think that anyone would ask about it, though. or even swipe right for that matter. ]

you've seen shrek right? dumb question, everyone at least at one point in their life has been subjected to shrek. well, you know how princess fiona says 'by night one way, by day another' shrek logic applies to this situation.

[ it's not a lie by day he would be a fried egg on the sidewalk, given that he was left out on the sidewalk in the first place.

hold up— ]

are you asking me out?

[quickgenius]

[She actually hasn’t. Seen Shrek. It’s not a thing on Earth-2, not the way folks from Earth-1 know it, anyway. But she understands the sentiment from it he’s explaining to her. Which is the important thing.

And then cue the flustered typing.]

Um. Yes I am.

I mean. If you want to. Go out.

With me.

[God she’s so bad at this.]

makes his lil vampire heart flutter

[runecasted]

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swoons

[bornafraid]

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aw, clary you shouldn't have. no really you shouldn't have, i'm pretty sure this means you're contractually obligated to hold my hand.

isn't that how this works?

what a cute

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Does it??? Oh no that's the worst!!!! :((((

Kidding!!

I don't know. I was going to ask you if secret handshakes counted?? But I can hold your hand! It can be like that time we watched the Grudge for the first time and I was too afraid to walk to the kitchen at night so I made you hold my hand and go with me.

Except instead of a butter knife this time I have a glowing angelic blade.

[ghostley]

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[bornafraid]

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so are you more casper the friendly, or turn all the furniture upside down and knock over someone's favorite vase?

[ghostley]

like casper usually, except older and less like bedsheet looking. i knocked over my friend's mint plant once, but that was a bad day.

[gbpp]

{Run; 'cuddlr script'}
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[bornafraid]

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oh, uh. oops. i didn't mean to

[ ... how easy is it to get left and right confused these days, huh??

well.

might as well make polite conversation. ]

you know you're about the third person i've seen on here that has 'genius' in their profile. it kind of makes you wonder if the standard for geniuses ( geniusi? ) has gone down. or if the eudio reps are purposely picking people with high i.q.

[gbpp]

Yeah, of course you didn't.

Only third? Maybe Eudio likes it's arrogant types?

[crucifixes]

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( why are you the least subtle ever, simon? )

[bornafraid]

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those are good words to live by, you know, the ones on your profile.

[ who's a vampire.....not him.... no. he just gets sunburned really easily? ]

[crucifixes]

it seemed fitting in a place like this.

( and people say she's a bad liar. )

so you're a night owl with a curfew, then? isn't that a little contradictory?