no, uh. not rude at all. that's a very fair line of questioning.
[ ... he didn't really think that anyone would ask about it, though. or even swipe right for that matter. ]
you've seen shrek right? dumb question, everyone at least at one point in their life has been subjected to shrek. well, you know how princess fiona says 'by night one way, by day another' shrek logic applies to this situation.
[ it's not a lie by day he would be a fried egg on the sidewalk, given that he was left out on the sidewalk in the first place.
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no, uh. not rude at all. that's a very fair line of questioning.
[ ... he didn't really think that anyone would ask about it, though. or even swipe right for that matter. ]
you've seen shrek right? dumb question, everyone at least at one point in their life has been subjected to shrek. well, you know how princess fiona says 'by night one way, by day another' shrek logic applies to this situation.
[ it's not a lie by day he would be a fried egg on the sidewalk, given that he was left out on the sidewalk in the first place.
hold up— ]
are you asking me out?