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aw, clary you shouldn't have. no really you shouldn't have, i'm pretty sure this means you're contractually obligated to hold my hand.

isn't that how this works?

Does it??? Oh no that's the worst!!!! :((((

Kidding!!

I don't know. I was going to ask you if secret handshakes counted?? But I can hold your hand! It can be like that time we watched the Grudge for the first time and I was too afraid to walk to the kitchen at night so I made you hold my hand and go with me.

Except instead of a butter knife this time I have a glowing angelic blade.

what a grim, terrible fate you've brought upon yourself.

maybe they do, i'm not sure. wouldn't that be something, if we could secret handshake our way to valentine's defeat. and that was as much for my benefit as it was yours. i am man enough to say that movie is terrifying, and if we were to ever watch it again there's a high probability i'd cover my eyes with a pillow. don't mention that to anyone else though.

does this mean i get the butter knife? hey, i need something to defend myself with.

Oh nooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I'm asking one of the representatives tomorrow if secret handshakes count towards the incentive. If they do you better prepare your hands because they're totally mine buddy! I can respect that. But I wouldn't have done very much against any crazy ghosts back then. My mom would have saved us if we screamed though. Wow, think of all the scary movies and stuff we screamed about and she came in to check on us.... Do you think she had a blade ready to kill demons or protect us from Valentine???

If we ever watch that movie again, it will be with pillows over both of our eyes because I'm not watching it either! So your secret is safe with me. I'm pretty sure that movie was your idea in the first place... or was it mine....? I know all the Nicolas Cage movies I've seen are your fault. Like Con Air.

You have your strength and wit... and you can have a butter knife.

get back to me with the answer to that, if so we'll have to schedule a secret handshake creation workshop into our busy eudio schedules.

i don't know, your mom does always seem on top of things. i wouldn't put it past her to have had a secret cashe of weapons somewhere. obviously where we wouldn't have been able to reach it. maybe on top of the fridge?

'my fault' as if watching nicolas cage is a hardship. he's an artist, clary. a true artist.

you forgot my pretty face on that list.

I'm sure it'll fit somewhere between trying not to give Jace the wrong impression and being frowned at by Alec. Or maybe ghost shenanigans.

Nah the top of the fridge is where she hid the extra bag of jolly ranchers cause she knows we go through them really fast. But I don't know that. Don't tell her I know that.

Why are you like this???? Of all the male celebrities to have a crush on???? Have you seen Liam Hemsworth????

Don't put yourself down!!! At least say your gorgeous face!!!! :)

give jace the wrong impression what are you

[ oh. right. the network broadcast from earlier. ]

he thinks you two are still an item. he called you the g word clary. [ YIKES. ] you're going to set him straight about that, right? i mean, i'm sure you already have.

and i would't take it personally. alec is always frowning. one day his face is going to get stuck that way. permanent frown. except nobody is going to notice the difference.

ghost shenanigans? please don't tell me that you've suddenly decided your eudio dream is to become a ghost buster.

and i'm telling her, it's going to be the first thing i do when we get home. i'm even going to make a note of it so i don't forget.

that's what you get for saying i have a crush on the cage. that's sacrilege. and liam hemsworth, really??? i give him an 'eh' out of 10.

You saw that... He called me the g-word. He came to a city based around physical intimacy and wanted me to know he put me first. Tell me I'm not crazy for thinking that's really sweet even though he's my brother....

I know it's really messed up. He's my brother. I just. It's all so messed up.

Maybe it's already happened with Alec and we just haven't noticed!!!

I met a ghost. He gave me a check on here. We can meet an actual ghost Simon!!! This is so cool. I hope he's a nice ghost and not a grudge ghost.

:((((( Then I won't hold your hand or introduce you to my ghost friend!!! Good luck keeping track of that note.

You're not denying the crush Simon :P an eh out of 10???? He is a 10 out of 10 and you know it!!

yeah. i did. it was hard not to, i mean it felt like an invasion of privacy but.

[ it was right there. ]

you're not crazy, or messed up, or anything like that. [ clary is, and always will be perfect to him. ] well, maybe a little bit crazy, no one in their right mind would call jace sweet.

he's as prickly as they come.

he gave you a check?

[ ... play it cool simon, play it cool. ] that's great. are you guys going to go on a date or something?

if he turns out to be a grudge ghost, just text me and i'll show up with a butter knife and my gorgeous face. i'm just a phone call away, you know that right?

No I get it. I probably would have snooped if it had been you too. You're just worried. Thanks for being a good friend Simon :)

He's sweet to me. I wish I could just stop thinking about this. I haven't told him yet. I told him I'd tell him soon. But what if he goes all scary DARKSIDE Jace again??

Yeah he gave me a check. His name is Noah.

I really doubt the date thing though I got more of a friend vibe from him. So I don't think you will have to play knight in shining cutlery to save me from a bad date or any grudgey ghosting.

The same goes for you though. No matter what. I'm always here for you. 24/7.

regarding said snooping, you also said that you came here to help me? what did you mean by that, exactly? of course there's the obvious.

[ re-starting his unbeating heart, de-vamping. he does want that, he wants to be able to go out, not just pace around his apartment until dusk. to be able to be close to people without wondering what their blood would taste like, if it would be better than the synthetic stuff he's been supplied with.

but. that would also mean a one-way ticket out of clary's world.

and all he's ever wanted, since he can remember, is to be by her side.

like jace will always be, given that he's her brother. it's weird still being jealous of him, even when he knows that jace and clary can't be together together. ]

of course he's sweet to you, who could look at you and actually be mean?

i don't know clary, this time may be different. there's no portal for him to go through here, or valentine. maybe it'll get through his remarkably thick skull that he's not evil, just the product of it? that sounded bad. the point is

the point is that he has all of you guys. you know, alec and isabelle and you. he'll come around.

24/7 huh? my personal clary-i-need-you crisis hotline.

you better not regret it when i take you up on that.

Oh. Well, the city said they could do anything, so I asked them if they could get you a cure you know to vampirism???? You don't have to take it if you don't want to, but I mean why wouldn't you, right???? But they said they couldn't do anything without your consent, which is understandable :)

So I asked for a cure. No more blood or downworlder politics or danger.

I also asked for the cup. They said I could have two incentives, I just have to cuddle more :)))

[ She still feels terrible for what she did to him. It was selfish. She couldn't live without him.

It doesn't even occur to her why Simon is so keen on holding onto his vampire status. It's probably for the better, if she knew that he would choose being dead just to spend time with her because he feels she doesn't pay him attention anymore, well, she'd feel like the worst friend in the entire universe. ]

I want you to be happy.

Edited 2016-05-01 09:49 (UTC)

That was either a really sweet compliment or you're being a brat and I'm going to chase you around your apartment with your remote later!!! :P

No there aren't any portals but he could just leave and we couldn't do anything to stop him.

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shes a brat im sorry

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